Turnbull Proposes Selling West Coast to Buy a New Great Barrier Reef

CANBERRA:¬†Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced a new strategy to save the Great Barrier Reef. Speaking to journalists and surrounded by his senior ministers, the Prime Minister seemed almost relieved. "The Great Barrier Reef is one of Australia's treasures, and for years we have sought out a way to save it from the ravages … Continue reading Turnbull Proposes Selling West Coast to Buy a New Great Barrier Reef

California Governor – “World Needs to Calm Down”

California Governor, Jerry Brown, has offered what many have called "overly-simplistic solutions to the world's problems" at a press conference held earlier today to review the impact of legal marijuana in the state. Sporting a Hawaiian shirt rather than his traditional suit and tie, Brown seemed flustered when asked if there was a danger that … Continue reading California Governor – “World Needs to Calm Down”

Donald Trump Congratulates Leonardo DaVinci for Selling Painting

Donald Trump, President of the United States and art lover, has congratulated renaissance¬†artist Leonardo DaVinci for selling his painting 'Salvator Mundi' for $450million. "He's doing great things," said Trump. "We're very proud of this man who continues to go above and beyond in his field; reminds me of that Frederick Douglass chap." Trump, not usually … Continue reading Donald Trump Congratulates Leonardo DaVinci for Selling Painting

Study – All Terrorists are Dickheads

The Behavioural Science Department at the University of Cambridge in the United Kingdom has released the results of a five-year study on members of extremist groups, including religious fundamentalists and those following extremist political doctrine, such as Neo-Nazis. Professor Bianca Thomly, who ran the study and travelled to remote and dangerous countries to gather data, … Continue reading Study – All Terrorists are Dickheads

Man Explains Reasons for Voting Against Gay Marriage, Gets Beaten to Pulp

A self-described 'open and caring guy,' from the Brisbane suburb of Archerfield has been assaulted after explaining to friends gathered at a party on Saturday night why he voted against gay marriage. "I've got nothing against gay people," said Brett Townsend, 27. "It's just that I don't think they should be allowed to get married … Continue reading Man Explains Reasons for Voting Against Gay Marriage, Gets Beaten to Pulp

Trump Apologises for People Misunderstanding Him

United States President Donald Trump has apologised to the widow of a fallen US soldier during a press conference in Phoenix, Arizona. When asked if he regrets suggesting Myeshia Johnson was lying with her claims that Trump forgot her husband's name and told her that 'he knew what he was getting himself in for, but … Continue reading Trump Apologises for People Misunderstanding Him

Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Siri’ Furious at Not Being Sexually Harrased

Harvey Weinstein's virtual assistant has become the latest member of his inner circle to speak out against the movie mogul. Speaking to journalists gathered at the Plaza Beverly Hills, an emotional Siri told of her nightmarish experience in working with Weinstein until her departure earlier this year. "I may just be an online tool used … Continue reading Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Siri’ Furious at Not Being Sexually Harrased