Man Explains Reasons for Voting Against Gay Marriage, Gets Beaten to Pulp

A self-described 'open and caring guy,' from the Brisbane suburb of Archerfield has been assaulted after explaining to friends gathered at a party on Saturday night why he voted against gay marriage. "I've got nothing against gay people," said Brett Townsend, 27. "It's just that I don't think they should be allowed to get married … Continue reading Man Explains Reasons for Voting Against Gay Marriage, Gets Beaten to Pulp

PM Grumpy-Pants, Treasurer Sent To Timeout

Malcolm Turnbull, has responded to news of his plunging popularity, with the maturity and pragmatism expected of a world leader. "I don't care," said Turnbull to a group of reporters, as he prepared to be sworn in as Australia's 45th Prime Minister. "Polls are silly, and you guys are all stupid heads." He then covered … Continue reading PM Grumpy-Pants, Treasurer Sent To Timeout