Pauline Hanson Revises Policy – Asians Good, Muslims Bad

Speaking for the first time to Senate colleagues, Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a public apology for her previous attacks on Asian Australians. "I want to apologise to the Asian community for claiming they were coming into our country, taking our jobs, buying our properties and stealing all the white women," said Hanson, shooting a … Continue reading Pauline Hanson Revises Policy – Asians Good, Muslims Bad

Peter Dutton Admits To Being Anti-Christ

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is the son of Satan. He made the surprise announcement at a press conference earlier today. "I can't continue this charade any longer," he said, taking a small black book from under his suit jacket. "I am he who will bring darkness unto all." He then started reading from the book and … Continue reading Peter Dutton Admits To Being Anti-Christ

Queensland Premier Enjoys Looking Down On Everyone

The 'Tower of Power' now throbs over the Brisbane CBD,and Premier Asdfanisdfsdf Psdfjnsdf.... or something...couldn't be more impressed. "It's so....big," she said, blushing slightly, at a press conference held in her new office on the 500th floor. "You can't help but be astounded by the height and girth." Pwersdfdfsa also pointed out the bipartisan effort … Continue reading Queensland Premier Enjoys Looking Down On Everyone